A virgin, colonic experience

Will Jelbert
3 min readMar 16, 2018

Exercising the trust happiness muscle with strangers…

#ButtTrust

Before…

Yesterday, as I was dropping off my suit pants to be dry cleaned to get the chewing gum off the ass area — an unwanted addition that came from sitting on a bench at Wynyard train station — I spotted a detox business. Given I have been feeling particularly unhealthy in the last week, I was motivated to respond to a billboard…

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